Kelly Ripa x Oompa-Loompa = Danity Kane
Aubrey O’Day, the resident good time girl of P. Diddy’s girl group Danity Kane showed just how she got that title as she partied at the Life Ball in Vienna. The blonde locks and wide smile are reminiscent of Kelly Ripa. The orange tint and horrendous eye make up make her look like a spawn of an Oompa-Loompa.
Basking in the sun too much may be hazardous to our health but so is getting intoxicated with the fumes from a tanning salon. Has there ever been a case of someone going blind due to globs of mascara, eye liner and eye shadow? I think we can expect her to be the first if there isn’t.