Snore Patrol

Remember Taylor Hicks? You know… the American Idol Season 5 winner. I know it’s hard to remember the guy, because let’s admit it, he was pretty boring. But if you think that his music is boring, wait until you get a look at his autobiography.
The 30-year old singer just released his ‘inspirational memoir’ called ‘Heart Full of Soul’. I say, it’s a ‘book full of snooze’. In addition to commenting on his lackluster post-Idol career, the 272-page memoirs says how Taylor agrees with Eminem, quoting the rapper’s ‘Lose Yourself’ lyrics of ‘when you only have one shot, you’d better lose yourself in the music’.
You got that right. You lost it.
