Somebody Shut Jessica Simpson Up
Some people just don’t know when to shut up. Take Jessica Simpson for example. The aspiring country singer recently gave a concert in Ontario, Canada where she took the opportunity to talk about farts. According to her Niagara Falls Review, Jessica says “I do pass gas a lot. I guarantee it smells like roses.” Oh please. And in case you were wondering if the concert was any good, the paper’s reviewer says “It might be unfair calling Jessica Simpson’s show … a train wreck — at some point, a train knows where it’s going.” That hurts. But if it’s the truth, well, you know how the saying goes.