George Michael Speaks Out
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Naughty boy George Michael was recently busted for drug possession in London. After getting out on a lucky break, the drug-toting singer released a statement for all of his fans. He said “I want to apologize to my fans for screwing up again, and to promise them I’ll sort myself out. And to say sorry to everybody else, just for boring them.” Multiple arrests are far from boring, George. Just don’t make it as repetitive as Amy Winehouse does. But I am hoping that he gets his act together. The UK has far too many crack heads around for them to have another one added to the list.